Part 1 of 2. Roseanne plans an impromptu Christmas dinner party in January for Dan's father Ed, who couldn't be there for Christmas. She decides to invite Donald, a customer she knows at Rodbell's Coffee Shop, and Crystal, with a ruse, as a surprise fix-up for the two. Just before dinner is served, however, Roseanne is served a huge surprise of her own, forcing her to rethink her plans. When Dan is let in on the secret, he becomes irate, and stubbornly refuses to accept reality.
Lynne Boris Johnston
Did You Know?
The title is a reference to the sitcom of the same name. See more
Crystal talks to Ann Marie about her first husband, Rusty, and her second husband, Travis, but never mentions Sonny. In Bridge Over Troubled Sonny (ep. 1.13), Crystal explains the death of her first husband, Sonny. See more
I'm not going to the wedding.
Yes you are. You're the best man and I'm the matron of honor. We're gonna walk down that isle together and it'll be just like old time, only this time we need a wider isle.
References Citizen Kane
by Dan Foliart
& Howard Pearl
Arranged and Performed by Blues Traveler
Lyrics by John Popper
Music by W.G. Snuffy Walden See more