[Lecy Goranson reprises her role as Becky after an extended absence from the show lasting over two years]
Roseanne Conner: [to Becky, who enters the room carrying a drop-cloth she was sent to find] Where in the *hell* have you been?
Becky Conner-Healy: [referring to the drop-cloth] Don't yell at me, Mother. I was getting this.
Roseanne Conner: Well it took you long enough! Seems like you've been gone for three years!
Darlene Conner: Where the hell have you been?
Becky Conner-Healy: [chuckles] Why does everyone keep saying that to me?
Roseanne Conner: [taken aback by the current prices of baby cribs; Jackie reads off the model names of the cribs] Well find me one called the "I Need a Cheap Replacement, 'Cause My Sister Stole Mine".
Jackie Harris: Maybe, that would be next to the one called "The Indian Giver".
Jackie Harris: [doesn't recognize several elderly women at the baby shower] Who are these women, and why are they here?
Roseanne Conner: Well, they're Mom's friends, and the great thing is that most of them are senile, so we can hit 'em up for presents twice.