Roseanne (TV Series)

Becky's Choice (1989)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : So tell me about this Johnny kid.

  Darlene Conner : Well, he has a black studded belt... and they call him the tongue bandit.

  Roseanne Conner : Darlene, you can leave now.

  Darlene Conner : Yeah, I'll go over to Johnny's.

  D.J. Conner : Me too.

• Darlene Conner : Do I *have* to get dressed up for this boring dinner?

  Roseanne Conner : No, we're all eating naked.

  Darlene Conner : Agaaaaain?

• Roseanne Conner : Uhhh, did you know that when you bake swordfish it shrinks? And when it burns, it almost disappears altogether?

  Dan Conner : [forced grin]  Well why don't we just eat it now when it's *burnt*, honey?

  Darlene Conner : Burned?

  Roseanne Conner : I can make us hamburgers in 20 minutes.

  Bonnie Lang : Hamburgers will be fine. This will be our red meat day.

  Darlene Conner : We could've had hamburgers an HOUR ago! I hate this family!

  Roseanne Conner : Go get Becky and have her come down.

  Darlene Conner : She's not upstairs.

  Roseanne Conner : Where'd she go?

  Darlene Conner : If she has any brains, out to dinner.

• Darlene Conner : Ugh, what smells like fish?

  Roseanne Conner : Fish.