Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back in the Red: Part 1 (1999)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

Quotes 

• Kryten : I suggest we go from blue alert to red alert, sir.

  The Cat : Forget the red. Let's go all the way up to brown alert.

  Kryten : But there's no such thing as brown alert, sir.

  The Cat : You won't be saying that in a minute. And don't say I didn't alert you.

• Doc Newton : [doing a medical scan on the Cat]  I don't believe this one's human. Take a look at this.

  Captain Hollister : [whistles in amazement]  Has he got the measles?

  Doc Newton : No, these are his nipples, Frank.

  Captain Hollister : Six nipples? I wonder what the female of the species is like.

  The Cat : Pretty easy to please in bed. Especially if you play the piano.