"Shotgun Wedding" is a rarity in that it is one of the few segments that starts with the intro "Welcome to Townsville" not voiced by the narrator. Instead, it was the Professor who voiced this part, in keeping with a diary-like format of the segment. See more
Final analysis: Lumpkins, above all things, are stupid. On a side note, never speak of this incident again.
Boy, a few more seconds, and Fuzzy would have been our mom.
You mean our dad.
Yeah, and Professor would have been our mom.
I said, never speak of it again!