NewsRadio (TV Series)
Stupid Holiday Charity Talent Show (1997)
David Foley: Dave Nelson
Quotes
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Joe Garrelli : [hands Dave a plank] Dude, hold this.
[Dave takes the plank]
Lisa Miller : What is this, like judo?
Joe Garrelli : No, judo is for sissies. This is pure Garrelli.
[Joe hits the plank; it doesn't break]
Dave Nelson : Wanna try it again?
Joe Garrelli : Nope, that's it.
Lisa Miller : It didn't break.
Joe Garrelli : It's not supposed to break. My talent is hitting things real hard and not hurt my hand.
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Dave Nelson : No offence, Joe, but that is not really a talent.
Joe Garrelli : That's big talk coming from a tap-dancing jelly maker who may or may not have been a high school thespian.
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Dave Nelson : Come on, people! In the right hands, knife targeting is safer than driving.