George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [Knocks on door of house] Hello! Anyone home?
Shaggy: [Has the "willies" because of the creepy-crawly critters in the yard] C-c-couldn't we just go in?
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: The Globetrotters NEVER enter a ritzy mansion unannounced!
[Swarm of bats descends upon them]
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: Announcing... the Globetrotters!
[Everybody barges inside]
Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: [Globetrotters are practicing in the basement of an old shed] Watch this lay-up shot!
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [as B.J. Jumps] Watch the CEILING!
[Covers eyes as loud crash sounds off-screen]
Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: [Head and shoulders have gone through the ceiling] I forgot about that...
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: Gip, throw the anchor overboard!
J.C. 'Gip' Gipson: [Salutes] Aye Aye, Cap'n!
[Proceeds to wrench the entire anchor, windlass and all, from the deck and throw it overboard]
Freddie 'Curly' Neal: [Upset] Now nothing can stop us from drifting!
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [Optimistically] We still have a rudder, Curly. We can turn back to shore. Bobby Joe! Turn the wheel around!
Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: Aye Aye!
[Proceeds to pop wheel loose from spindle and stick it on opposite side]
Hubert 'Geese' Ausbie: What are you doing?
Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: I'm turning the wheel around!
Hubert 'Geese' Ausbie: You're supposed to turn it this way!
[Gives the wheel a teriffic spin; because B.J loosened it, it rolls off the spindle and overboard into the sea]
Freddie 'Curly' Neal: [to Meadowlark, with a certain amount of malice] No wheel, and no rudder!
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [Exhasperated] If Columbus had THIS crew, the world would still be flat!
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: Bobby Joe! What's our position?
Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: [With Telescope, hanging from Crow's nest] Our position? Um... I'm hangin' here by one arm, and you and Curly are on the Bridge, Geese has his head stuck in a porthole, Gip and Pab are fallin' down the stairs, and Shaggy and Scooby are hidin' under a deck chair!
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [Slaps forehead] I'm sorry I asked!