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"NCIS" Silver War (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [at Manassas Battlefield] You know what my job was during these reenactments?

Officer Ziva David: Little drummer boy?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ha-ha. No. I was the one who had to scurry around carrying a bucket so these guys could take a dump. They called me their "little poo boy."

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[after Ziva finds out that Gibbs didn't know that she had been assigned to his team]

Officer Ziva David: [downhearted] I stand corrected. I guess he didn't know. I feel like a donkey's butt.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: [puzzled] "A donkey's butt?"

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think she means horse's ass.

Officer Ziva David: Yes, that too.

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Abby Sciuto: McGee, never forget: I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Whoa, not so fast!

Officer Ziva David: I always drive fast. It's the best way to avoid possible ambushes and IEDs.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, you're in America now, so you really don't have to worry...

[She swerves around another car]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How 'bout this? Slow down or I'll puke on you!

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Officer Ziva David: "C.W.R.?"

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. Civil War Reenactors. Guys who get together. dress up in period costumes, reenacting famous battles.

Officer Ziva David: Why?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I've been asking my father that since I was 10 years old.

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[after Gibbs has allowed Ziva to stay on the team]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You will be coming along strictly as an observer. Hand over all your weapons.

Officer Ziva David: [small laugh] Is that really necessary?

[Gibbs stares]

Officer Ziva David: Right.

[She unloads her pistol and hands it to Gibbs, who puts it in his drawer]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And your back-up.

Officer Ziva David: [innocently] What back-up?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Left leg.

Officer Ziva David: Oh... that one.

[She removes her ankle holster and hands it over]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And the knife concealed at your waist.

[Annoyed, Ziva removes the knife and hands it to Gibbs. He reverses it and and hands it back to her]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You can keep this.

[leans in close to her ear as he passes her]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I just wanted you to know that I know.

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[McGee walks in on Abby just as she is finishing changing her clothes]

Abby Sciuto: See something you like, McGee?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: No!

[She gives him a look]

Special Agent Timothy McGee: I mean, yes.

Abby Sciuto: Better.

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Officer Ziva David: [putting her finger through a hole in the brim of her hat] Why does my hat have a 9mm hole in it?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Ventilation.

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Officer Ziva David: [to Tony] You might want to do something about your hair. It's sticking up like a porcu-swine. Wrong word. Like a porcu-pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes? The...

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Porcupine.

Officer Ziva David: Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you know how many people are killed by bears in America every year?

Officer Ziva David: No, but I can't imagine it's a lot.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You'd be surprised.

Officer Ziva David: McGee?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: I think it's about 1.

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [of Ziva] She nearly killed my team driving home from a crime scene.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I should have warned you. She may have been an Eastern European cab driver in a past life.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: She knows nothing about being a criminal investigator.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I knew nothing when I first started at NCIS.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well, you were always a fast learner Jen.

[flashback to when they were in London]

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And you... keep observing.

Officer Ziva David: What exactly, Gibbs?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Anything, just do it quietly.

Officer Ziva David: Now I know why he took away all my weapons.

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