- Norman Gardner: You girls know the rules: your homework is late, I have to spank you.
- Denise: We know.
- Norman Gardner: Well, get in the position.
- Denise: [spanked] Ouch.
- Suzie: [spanked] Ouch!
- Bernard Jenkins: Oh, look, I wasn't the only one gave Barbara money. Three, four other dudes did too. See, you got to understand, when the weather's okay, that building is wide open. I mean, it's like one great big party. People moving in and out all night long.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Music, refreshments.
- Bernard Jenkins: Yeah, right! People movin' from one place, boom, to the next. So when she gets back right before ten, I go over to this other woman's crib to watch Star Trek on TV.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: This is... Shawanda... that no one can find.
- [Checking Bernard's alibi]
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: What were you doing?
- Shawanda Wilson: Fooling around, watching TV.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah? What did you watch?
- Shawanda Wilson: Why?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Go... just tell me.
- Shawanda Wilson: Star Trek. Bernard watches the one with Spock. I like the one with LeVar.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: We've got a warrant on you, Bernard.
- Bernard Jenkins: Look, I admit I've got a problem, a terrible problem with crack.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [reading the rap sheet] Parole violation, association with drug users...
- Bernard Jenkins: It put me in. It jammed me up on parole. But I hold a job. I'm not robbing and I'm not breaking in.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [reading from his notepad] That bitch Barbara took my money and didn't bring my rock. I'm gonna mess that bitch up good. Two different witnesses heard you say that last night.
- [staking out a corner from the surveillance van]
- Bernard Jenkins: Oh man, they gonna know I'm with the police.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: You're a moron.
- Det. John Kelly: Bernard, these are tinted windows. They can't see in here, and we are runnin' out of daylight.
- Bernard Jenkins: I see Calvin by the Caddy.
- Det. John Kelly: What does he got to do with this?
- Bernard Jenkins: Nothin', I just know him from the joint.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: You tryin' to bust my balls, Bernard?
- Bernard Jenkins: No.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: If you don't see the guy from the building last night, I don't give a rat's ass what you see, so shut up.