[Michael has a black eye]
Michael Kyle: This isn't funny Jay, what am i supposed to tell them at work?
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Tell 'em the truth, tell them your son *knocked* you out!
Michael Kyle: I'd rather say you did it
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Oh, that's even better, see i had to lay down the law, he didn't respect his woman, when i say i want my diamonds, i want my diamonds now!
Michael Kyle Jr.: For once, I'm not the dumbest guy in the room.
Tony Jeffers: Yes, You are!
Michael Kyle Jr.: You just proved me right; It's "Yes, You is!"
Michael Kyle: I think you should quit while you're behind, son.
Michael Kyle Jr.: I'll Just do that!
Michael Kyle: [about Tony] What is it with this kid? he's like a religious Eddie Haskell.