Kermit makes the mistake of letting Gonzo run a dance marathon during the show. Carol's songs are interrupted, and she objects to the marathon -- especially when Gonzo fixes her up with Animal as her dance partner. Carol threatens to leave in the middle of the show, but Kermit persuades her to stay by promising that she can perform her famous "Lonely Asparagus" sketch. But Gonzo says the marathon won't be over until all the contestants collapse, so she tires the dancers out by singing "I Was Made for Dancin'". Burnett plays both herself and the dance's janitor (a character from her own namesake show).
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Kermit, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but this is one of the three worst shows I've ever seen.
What were the other two?
There are no other two; I was just being kind.
But Not For Me
Written by George Gershwin
and Ira Gershwin
Performed by Carol Burnett See more