Danny Kaye finds his gig on the show rather discouraging considering Statler and Waldorf are sitting outside rather than see the guest star.
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[sitting in an alley outside the theater
I tell you, it's almost as bad out here as it is inside.
Either way, we're sitting around looking at garbage.
References Hans Christian Andersen
Written by Myles Rudge
and Michael William Sammes
Performed by Dave Goelz See more