Miss Piggy : [Dom received a bouquet of roses intended for Miss Piggy, which he threw on the ground] Are those my roses?
Dom DeLuise : Yes, they were your roses. Someone sent roses to a P-I-G.
Miss Piggy : That amuses you?
Dom DeLuise : Yes.
Dom DeLuise : The days of swine and roses...
Miss Piggy : [angry] Knock it off, chubbo!
Dom DeLuise : Chubbo?
Miss Piggy : Mm-hmm.
Dom DeLuise : Look who's talking.
Miss Piggy : Are you saying I am a little overweight?
Dom DeLuise : Little? Did I say little? No.
Miss Piggy : [seeing a basket of fruit on the table] Well, you're jealous, because I got all these flowers, and all you have is that little teensy basket of fruit.
Dom DeLuise : Actually, the little teensy basket of fruit is more suitable to you.
Miss Piggy : Ho! And why is that?
Dom DeLuise : I'll tell you why. Because...
[picks up an apple and jams it in Miss Piggy's mouth]
Dom DeLuise : ... it looks more natural.