Richard Hunt credited as playing...
Scooter • Statler • Janice • Pig • Luncheon Counter Monster • Whatnot
- [a telephone is the Veterinarians Hospital patient]
- Rowlf: What's wrong with it?
- Miss Piggy: It's not working.
- Rowlf: Well, tell it to get a job so it can pay me.
- Janice: Maybe it's a PAY phone.
- Scooter: George Burns. George Burns. Twenty seconds to curtain, Mr. Burns.
- George Burns: I'm ready.
- [noticing Gonzo playing a violin behind him]
- George Burns: Excuse me, but... But what is *that*?
- The Great Gonzo: [playing violin] It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns.
- George Burns: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.