Lily Munster: [about the raven] When is that silly bird gonna get girls of his mind?
The Raven: Ne'er more, ne'er more.
Eddie Munster: [Grandpa, Herman and Eddie are out fishing] Golly, I haven't had a bite since we got here.
Grandpa: Patience, Eddie, patience.
Eddie Munster: But gee, wouldn't it be better if we fished in a stream with water?
Herman Munster: Eddie, anyone can fish in a stream with water in it. This is a challenge. The kind of challenge the youth of today is so badly in need off.
Lily Munster: It's so hard to find a good vacationing spot since the closed down Devil's Island.
Grandpa: [sighs] Some daughters marry doctors, some daughters marry dentists, you had to marry Henny Youngman.