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2nd BBC Voiceover: You're a looney.
BBC Voiceover: I get so bored. I get so bloody bored.
Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists, Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: That's not my name!
Interviewer: [tries literal pronunciation] I'm sorry; Raymond Luxury Yatscht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Interviewer: You are a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: Ah, ha! Anti-Semitism!
Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose.
[the Interviewer removes Raymond's nose]
Interviewer: It's polystyrine.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: Give me my nose back!
Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: I want to be on television!
Interviewer: Well you can't.