- Mrs. Badderly: I understand you young men would like to have your tea leaves read?
- Micky: Oh, no, I wanna bring mine home.
- Davy: Why?
- Micky: To give me something to read in bed.
- Mr. Hack: Sdrawkcab is superior to those products that contain iron. Sdrawkcab contains aluminum! Well, iron is fine, but remember: Iron can rust. Sdrawkcab spelled backwards means... is... backwards.