[after a tense standoff between Monk and Stottlemeyer]
Sharona Fleming: [to Disher] What is that, your tough look?
[after Monk rescues Sharona]
Sharona Fleming: What the *hell* were you thinking?
Adrian Monk: You kept saying, "shoot him! Shoot him!"
Sharona Fleming: Adrian, I could have been killed!
Adrian Monk: I knew what I was doing, I was aiming high. He's like twenty feet tall!
Sharona Fleming: What if you missed? You could have missed!
Adrian Monk: Oh, right! How could I have missed? The guy's King Kong!
Sharona Fleming: What if it ricocheted?
Adrian Monk: ...Oh, that-that's true. I didn't think of that.
Sharona Fleming: [seeing Sykes] He's leaving. I'm gonna follow him.
Adrian Monk: Where are you going, Sharona? Just stay put.
Sharona Fleming: [not listening] He's stashing his gun... he's going downstairs...
Adrian Monk: All right, just stay put! Stay right where you are!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Who does she think she is?
Adrian Monk: I don't know, Lois Lane.