Lexi Gets Stiffed

Heather Locklear had always been "the cat among the pigeons," to employ the legendary "Melrose Place" head honcho Aaron Spelling's phrase, but in "Lexi Gets Stiffed," Jamie Luner gave her, as she almost always had, a run for her money. Jamie was, quite simply, the most beautiful, sexiest, most altogether alluring woman in the prime-time-soap world. With her flaming red hair, her come-hither-AND-NOW stare, and her steamy, sultry voice, she never failed to be a drool-worthy, heartbeat- quickening, pant-inducing turn-on. Whether she was dueling with Heather, luring a "Melrose" man into her sexual web, or just sizing up a situation with her piercing pussycat eyes, Jamie always incited thoughts of lust and desires to be horizontal with her (with both parties bare- ass-naked, of course). The earlier Spelling prime-time soap "Savannah" marked her debut in said genre, but as Lexi Sterling in "Melrose," she had the perfect forum for her slinky looks, her barstool-veteran charm, and her unvarnished sexiness. The lady herself once said: "You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead." Suffice it to say that Jamie Luner was certainly, definitely one redhead with whom it would have been an absolute joy not to get any sleep.