I want my money back. These shoes are as useless to me as a comb is to you. I've only worn them once, and they split at the sides.
Let me explain this. It's just like an elevator. There's a two-ton weight limit. What say I just nail the soles to your feet? It'll give you more traction when you're pulling the ice wagon.
You'll be hearing from my attorney!
Is that the law offices of Haagen and Daaz?
Love & Marriage
Written by Sammy Cahn
and Jimmy Van Heusen
Arranged and Conducted by Nelson Riddle
Performed by Frank Sinatra See more