That's what's wrong with this country, Peg; everytime something tears up, we call someone to fix it. Not like Grandpa Bundy; there was a fixin' man.
You mean Grandpa Hook?
Well, circular saws were new then. But he carved his own hook; he didn't call anybody!
It would have been hard for him to hold the phone with the one finger he had left on his other hand.
One finger is all a real American needs, Peg.
It's A Lonely Life For Grandmaster B
Written by Kevin Curran
Performed by David Faustino See more