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High I.Q. 

An invitation to join the high intelligence Alpha club, is issued to Kelly and not Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with ... See full summary »


Gerry Cohen


Steve Crider, Michael G. Moye (created by) | 3 more credits »

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Episode complete credited cast:
Ed O'Neill ... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ... Marcy D'Arcy
Christina Applegate ... Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ... Jefferson D'Arcy
Joshua Beckett ... Scott (as Joshua Rifkind)
Gary Epp Gary Epp ... Guard
Rana Kirkland ... Margie (as Rana Mack)
James Quattrochi ... Delbert (as James Quarter)
Christopher M. Brown Christopher M. Brown ... Ralph
Tim Hill Tim Hill ... Man
Buck ... Buck the Dog


An invitation to join the high intelligence Alpha club, is issued to Kelly and not Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's Workbench 5000" that has some assembly required. This challenge requires the combined skills of Al and Jefferson while Peggy and Marcy watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the number of times the men injure themselves. Written by Anonymous

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Release Date:

22 March 1992 (USA) See more »

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1.33 : 1
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This episode was taped on February 21, 1992. See more »


When Al is turning on the flashlights that are hanging from the ceiling buck is behind him laying in the kitchen. A few scenes later after Al has put the flashlight on Jefferson buck is now on the stairs. There was not enough time for buck to move from the kitchen to the stairs.. See more »


Bud Bundy: Kel, everyone with a name tag is someone's dumb date. I'll show you. Go talk to that guy there.
[Kelly walks up to a man]
Kelly Bundy: Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.
Delbert: Hi, I'm Delbert. I'm a Los Angeles public school teacher.
Kelly Bundy: [to Bud] That doesn't prove anything. He could just be a temp or something.
Bud Bundy: Then go to that guy over there.
[Kelly walks up to another guy]
Kelly Bundy: Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.
Ralph: Hi, I'm Ralph. I'm a TV network executive.
Kelly Bundy: [to Bud] Uh-oh. But, I'm still not sold.
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References Gorillas in the Mist (1988) See more »


Love & Marriage
(Theme Song)
Written by Sammy Cahn and Jimmy Van Heusen
Arranged and Conducted by Nelson Riddle
Performed by Frank Sinatra
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Pig party for the Dumb!
11 December 2009 | by SylSee all my reviews

When Kelly is asked to join the brain geniuses at college, Bud is suspicious because even he was turned down. Well, it turns out that it's a pig party for stupid people like Kelly. Past recipients were Vice President Dan Quayle and the guests include a network executive and Los Angeles Public School teacher at the party. Kelly's brainlessness is ridiculed here but a Bundy always gets revenge back at those who humiliated them. Bud sneaks into the party and pretends to be Doogie Howser (Neil Patrick Harris' young doctor on his show). In this episode, the laughs are cheap and the jokes are pretty typical for the show. I forgot what the Bundys and D'Arcys were up too in this episode.

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