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"Married... with Children" Her Cups Runneth Over (TV Episode 1989) Poster

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Vicky: Excuse me, sir. Are you straight?

Al Bundy: The hairs on my chest are.

Vicky: Good, maybe you can help me. If you were my boyfriend, would you like this?

[opens curtains to show Al her lingerie. Al is speechless]

Vicky: Will he like it?

[Al nods]

Vicky: Or do you think he'd like it better without the bra? Like this...

[takes off bra. Al faints]

Vicky: Yep, without the bra.

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Al: [watches the hot store clerk walk away] Yeah, let's see the Japanese build a better one of those!

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Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: What if men had breasts?

Al Bundy: Then we wouldn't need women anymore.

Peggy Bundy: And if you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.

Al Bundy: That's what happened to my Diehard!

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Al Bundy: I'd like a bra for my wife, who's a woman... sort of.

Muffy: Well, what's her cup size? Is she my size?

[Al stares at Muffy's bust, blankly]

Muffy: Sir?

Al Bundy: Oh, I'm sorry. I was sweating in my eye. My wife... her cup size is like...

[Al walks over to another female customer with a large bust and puts his hands on both her breasts]

Al Bundy: She's just like this. Do you agree with me, Steve?

Steve Rhoades: [embarrassed] I'm not speaking to you, Al.

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Peaches: Excuse me, sir. Do you know where they keep the bun sparkle?

Al Bundy: I believe they keep it in the produce department.

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Al Bundy: Hey, Pops. How they hangin'?

Pops: Not too bad, son. Not too bad. I see you ordered the Fancy Figure 327. Solid bra. A bra with it's feet on the ground. A real man's bra.

[both Al and Pops the owner look over at a gay man trying on cosmetics and trying on a beauty contestant crown]

Al Bundy: Ah, will you look at that? And they wonder why we call them queens.

Pops: Yeah... they ought to be a law.

Muffy: [off-screen] Pops! Phone! It's your wife.

Pops: [to Al] My wife: nag, nag, nag! Sheetz!

[Al laughs as Pops walks around the desk to the back... revealing that he's not wearing slacks, but women's stockings and garter belts! Al jumps, looking hilariously shocked and disgusted]

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[last lines]

Al Bundy: [voice-over after Al and Peg go upstairs to 'do it'] Peg, who's the cop with his pants on backwards?

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[Al and Steve see beautiful women in the lingerie store]

Al: I knew women looked like that. I knew it, I knew it...

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Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: I don't know why we even need bras.

Al Bundy: Oh, I think it's to keep your breasts off the plate when you eat.

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Al Bundy: I'm in real trouble here, Steve. They discontinued my wife's bra, yet my wife lives on.

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