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When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a ... See full summary »

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... Al Bundy
... Peggy Bundy
... Marcy D'Arcy
... Kelly Bundy
... Bud Bundy
... Spare Tire Dixon
... Trixie
Kyle Cody ... Pizza Guy
Carol Gustafson ... Principal
... Jefferson D'Arcy
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When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown. Written by Anonymous

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24 February 1991 (USA)  »

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"Spare Tire" Johnson is played by former NFL Pro Bowl Defensive End Bubba Smith. Bubba Smith made his name in Football playing for the Baltimore Colts, Oakland Raiders, and Houston Oilers. See more »

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In the scene that spoofs the opening of Branded, the principal breaks Al's baton over her knee. In the following scene, Al holds up one of the broken pieces; the break is mostly smooth, suggesting that the baton was partially sawed in advance to make it easier to break. See more »

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Al Bundy: You know that new aerobics center above me? The one with the sign "quarter ton discount"? Well, today they played Van Halen's 'Jump'. And damned if the whole herd didn't. It was awful. The ceiling broke open, and down they came, blocking out the sun. I experienced cellulite winter. God, the "humongity". Peg, I could have been killed.
Peggy Bundy: Well, I think you got what you deserved, going by that place every morning yelling, "is that a Milky Way on the floor?"
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Spoofs Branded (1965) See more »

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Chariots Of Fire
Written by Vangelis
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Another Quality Episode
30 October 2014 | by See all my reviews

Another quality episode of "Married With Children" in Season 5.

Plot In A Paragraph: Al is forced to get a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. Due to being laid off while the store is being repaired after a second floor aerobics studio, full of overweight women, collapses into the shoe store. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon (Bubba Watson), to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown.

Katey Segel is OK as Peggy, Davd Faustino is given a bit more to do as Bud, but not much more. Amanda Bearse and Ted McGinley aren't given as much to do as one would hope. Likewise the gorgeous Christina Applegate. But that's OK because once again Ed O'Neil is the star of the show as Al Bundy. He is hilarious. Not just his delivery of lines, his physical comedy is great too. His face off with Bubba Watson (Hightower from the "Police Academy" movies) is comedy gold.

Season 5 of Married With Children is the show at the height of it's greatness.


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