Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois's well-kept secret; Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies; and sick of the way his brothers treat him, Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis.
Did You Know?
When Hal and the fathers are having their contests with the babies, one of the babies shown is later reprised for the character of Jamie. See more
Polly leaves the room. In the class a dad says: "Man I'm so bored I can hear my own hair growing." The child before him is clearly a doll. See more
I was a terrible brother to Malcolm and Reese. I treated them way worse than they treat you. You know that scar on Reese's back? That's from a bayonet. Where did I even get a bayonet?