Malcolm is fed up with the fact that every time he complains, something wrong happens. He has recently got kicked off the basketball team and vows not to complain anymore. He receives good results by not complaining - he gets back on the team, negates Lois' anger by not talking back to her, and gains the respect of his girlfriend, Nicki, who shares a kiss with him. Next, Hal decides to be a speed waker and soon gets competitive with a local walker. Meanwhile, Reese wants to take Alison to a concert and the only driver he can find is Craig Feldspar. However, Craig has plans of his own for his two passengers - a hay ride and a bonfire dinner. Alison is fed up and pepper sprays him and threatens to give Reese the same treatment if he doesn't let her go her own way. He's pissed off as Craig plays his ukulele and sings a song from Air Supply.
Did You Know?
Malcolm has smelly breath as reported by Reese after their kissing scene in this episode. See more
Reese and Craig are at the table. The red and green oven mitts change position. See more
It's not my fault I can't drive us.
You're the one who had his license taken away.
Because my public defender wouldn't even try the insanity defense.
The One That You Love
Written by Graham Russell
Performed by David Anthony Higgins See more