Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him; Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week; Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin"; Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors.
Did You Know?
Reagan Dale Neis, who plays Malcolm's schoolmate and girlfriend is actually 9 years older than Frankie Muniz in real life See more
Nikki's father tells Malcolm that while he was in Vietnam, he was tied to a 'punjab' stick, but there's no such thing. The common Viet Cong weapon used against our troops was the punji stick, a small hidden spike that would pierce through the sole of the combat boot into the foot, plus it was tainted to cause infection. See more
Our ranch has used this trail for over fifty years. We're not about to stop for a bunch of city boys playing 'horsey.'
Look, just because it's a dude ranch doesn't mean I don't bust my ass the same as you.
[his cell phone suddenly rings, playing 'This old man, he played one... '
Hey, cowboy, your fanny-pack's ringing.
Performed by Matt Battaglia
, Blue Deckert
, Meagen Fay
, and Kenneth Mars See more