Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him; Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week; Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin"; Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors.
Did You Know?
Reagan Dale Neis, who plays Malcolm's schoolmate and girlfriend is actually 9 years older than Frankie Muniz in real life See more
Nikki's father tells Malcolm that while he was in Vietnam, he was tied to a 'punjab' stick, but there's no such thing. The common Viet Cong weapon used against our troops was the punji stick, a small hidden spike that would pierce through the sole of the combat boot into the foot, plus it was tainted to cause infection. See more
Dewey. I finally found out why everybody's been giving you money. There's this kid who looks just like you and he's been doing chores for everybody. I knew that everybody must have an evil twin.
He's my evil twin?
No, Dewey, this kid's a saint. You're his evil twin.
But, I don't want to be an evil twin.
Dewey, shut up. This thing involves money and an evil twin. We got to find a way to make this pay off... Let's go watch soap operas.
Performed by Matt Battaglia
, Blue Deckert
, Meagen Fay
, and Kenneth Mars See more