Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him; Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week; Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin"; Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors.
Did You Know?
Reagan Dale Neis, who plays Malcolm's schoolmate and girlfriend is actually 9 years older than Frankie Muniz in real life See more
After the line "Get your filthy mouth off of my daughter's face." initially, when Malcolm lies down on the table in a foetal position, he is in full shade. On a change to overhead camera, his upper arm, thigh and shins are in full sunshine. See more
Our ranch has used this trail for over fifty years. We're not about to stop for a bunch of city boys playing 'horsey.'
Look, just because it's a dude ranch doesn't mean I don't bust my ass the same as you.
[his cell phone suddenly rings, playing 'This old man, he played one... '
Hey, cowboy, your fanny-pack's ringing.
Written by Kal Mann
and Billy Strange
Performed by Chubby Checker See more