Why do all our art projects use tissues?
Because tissues are soft and non-toxic. This way, no-one gets hurt and no-one sues the school. This program can't handle another lawsuit, Dewey. I only get paid for four days a week as it is.
But it's ridiculous. We have to do Math without pencils. We have to do History without hard-cover books. Can't we at least have some art supplies?
Art supplies mean scissors. They mean paste. These children stab with scissors. They eat paste. Some of them tried to ...
Sing, Sing, Sing (With a Swing)
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