M*A*S*H (1972–1983)
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Sometimes You Hear the Bullet 

Hawkeye's childhood buddy drops by, and reveals that he is writing a book about his experiences in the infantry - experiences that may hit a little too close to home.

Director:

William Wiard

Writers:

Carl Kleinschmitt, Larry Gelbart (developed for television by)
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Cast

Episode cast overview:
Alan Alda ... Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
Wayne Rogers ... Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
McLean Stevenson ... Lt. Col. Henry Blake
Loretta Swit ... Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
Larry Linville ... Maj. Frank Burns
Gary Burghoff ... Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
Ron Howard ... Wendell (as Ronny Howard)
James T. Callahan ... Tommy Gillis (as James Callahan)
William Christopher ... Father Francis Mulcahy
Fred Lerner ... Patient #1
Chuck Hicks ... Patient #2
Lynette Mettey Lynette Mettey ... Lt. Nancy Griffin (as Lynnette Mettey)
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Storyline

Margaret's in the mood for love...just until Frank gets near her, dips her and blows out his back. Margaret and Frank nag at Henry, until Henry recommends Frank for the Purple Heart for his "frontline" injury. A genuine hero and old friend of Hawkeye, Tommy Gillis, visits the 4077; he used to be a correspondent, reporting the war; but now, he is a foot soldier, living the war. Tommy tells Hawkeye and Trapper about his novel "You Never Hear The Bullet," of which he is very proud. A young Marine, Wendell (Ronny Howard) visits the 4077 with a burst appendix. At first, Hawkeye promises to keep it secret when he learns Wendell is actually Walter, the 15-year-old younger brother, trying to impress the girl back home. But after Tommy dies on the table, Hawkeye cries; Henry tells Hawkeye two immutable truths about war. Rule #1 is apparent: Tommy is dead; but, Hawkeye realizes he CAN do something to change Rule #2. lt would involve breaking a promise... and invoking the Order of the Purple ... Written by LA-Lawyer

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Genres:

Comedy | Drama | War

Certificate:

TV-PG
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 January 1973 (USA) See more »

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Sound Mix:

Mono (RCA Sound Recording)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Trivia

This was the first time M*A*S*H took the more serious tone that would be far more common in the later seasons. See more »

Goofs

Walter/Wendell leans over on his right side while trying to 'hot-wire' the Jeep. A patient recovering from appendectomy could not exert themselves in that manner. See more »

Quotes

Hawkeye: [making out with a nurse in the Swamp, as Radar knocks] Hot Lips, if you don't get out of here, I'll shoot you.
Radar: It's Radar.
Hawkeye: Radar, if you don't get out of here, I'll shoot Hot Lips.
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Soundtracks

I'm in the Mood for Love
(uncredited)
Music by Jimmy McHugh
Played on Margaret's phonograph
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A Really Poignant Episode
23 February 2015 | by HitchcocSee all my reviews

Hawkey meets up with an old friend who is a writer, working near the front. They joke around about their shenanigans as young men. He is writing a book about what it is like to be in combat with the detail that a young soldier who had been shot said he never heard the bullet. There is a subplot that Frank Burns has applied for a purple heart because while on a tryst with Hot Lips, his back went out and he is thrown on the ground in front of her tent to avoid embarrassment. He sees this as "injured in a war zone." There is also a fight between two injured guys in post-op over a stolen salami. Back to the real story, a young guy named Wendel (played by Ronnie Howard) who has lied to get into the Marines (he is only 16). He confesses that his only reason for being there is to get a medal and show up a girlfriend that jilted him. Things heat up when Hawkeye's friend is brought in in critical condition. This is one of those memorable episodes with a quote that is always brings the horrors of war into focus.


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