Hotlips always gives visiting generals her special kind of welcome and Lt. General Robert "Iron Guts" Kelly (James Gregory) is no exception. On the day of his visit, Igor has to lay low with the crew of local business girls he imported to entertain the enlisted men. Iron Guts is such a 3-star man, he even has stars on the surgical cap he wears in the OR. Hawkeye and Trapper hate him at first sight but at second sight, Iron Guts Kelly takes on a kind of vigor...or is that rigor? His aide-de-camp, Colonel Wortman, is very proud and protective of Iron Guts: if this hero ever dies, Wortman knows Robert Iron Guts Kelly will perish in a full-scale blazing, glorious, star-spangled death. He certainly would not die with his boots off, of myocardial infarction, in the arms of a luscious head nurse.Written by
James Gregory also appeared in Hogan's Heroes and Barney Miller. See more »
Lieutenant General Kelly is mistakenly referred to as Major General Kelly by his aide while describing how the General's death will be explained while the aide is ordering up air and shore bombardment on the General's position. See more »
General Iron Guts Kelly visits the camp. He is a gregarious war monger. As he meets the usual suspects, he immediately takes a shine to Margaret (she seems to collect generals). They go off to her tent. During the night, she comes to the Swamp beside herself. It seems that while they are having an interlude (cool euphemism, huh!) the General has gone to his eternal reward. She is desperate enough to ask for help from Trapper and Hawkeye. She needs the General out of her tent. There is a hilarious scene where Frank comes to the tent and finds our boys playing gin (remember, it is the middle of the night). The General's aide need to make sure his death looks like a heroic one, and that sets a series of events in motion. This is a very creative episode although the business of dealing with a dead man goes back to early Hitchcock.
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