Larry Sanders: [Stevie is promoting an episode where Ellen DeGeneres comes out as a lesbian] All right, look, you know, I think we're avoiding one little question here: what if she's not a lesbian? Did you guys ever think of that?
Stevie Grant: Oh, man, I- she's a lesbian, I can tell, right? I've had sex with a lesbian.
Arthur: So you had sex with a lesbian. You gotta have sex with two lesbians, that's the whole point.
Stevie Grant: It's times like these Larry that I'm so fucking excited to be your agent. The second Ellen comes out, her character comes out, I don't give a shit, I am on the phone with promotions and we're cutting promos: "Ellen has a secret and Larry's got it!"
Larry Sanders: You know, she's also got a hilarious story about her mother.
Arthur: Who gives a shit?
Stevie Grant: Unless she had sex with her mother. That would be a great coup. "Tonight on Larry Sanders, Ellen sleeps with her mother. It's a family affair!"
Arthur: I guess we're doing the show from Bakersfield now!