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"The Larry Sanders Show" Ellen, or Isn't She? (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Larry Sanders: [Stevie is promoting an episode where Ellen DeGeneres comes out as a lesbian] All right, look, you know, I think we're avoiding one little question here: what if she's not a lesbian? Did you guys ever think of that?

Stevie Grant: Oh, man, I- she's a lesbian, I can tell, right? I've had sex with a lesbian.

Arthur: So you had sex with a lesbian. You gotta have sex with two lesbians, that's the whole point.

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Stevie Grant: It's times like these Larry that I'm so fucking excited to be your agent. The second Ellen comes out, her character comes out, I don't give a shit, I am on the phone with promotions and we're cutting promos: "Ellen has a secret and Larry's got it!"

Larry Sanders: You know, she's also got a hilarious story about her mother.

Arthur: Who gives a shit?

Stevie Grant: Unless she had sex with her mother. That would be a great coup. "Tonight on Larry Sanders, Ellen sleeps with her mother. It's a family affair!"

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Phil: Fuck this, I need to make more money!

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Arthur: I guess we're doing the show from Bakersfield now!

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Phil: Haven't I told you that you never write Hank's character name on the card, you have to write "Hank" or he won't read it. Goddamnit, how many times I'm gonna go over this with you?

Sid: Up yours, you snotty-nosed kid.

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