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"King of the Hill" Hank's Got the Willies (TV Episode 1997) Poster

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Willie Nelson: Hey, I know you. You're the kid who rakes my lawn.

Bobby Hill: No, sir. I'm the kid who hit you in the head.

Willie Nelson: With my rake?

Bobby Hill: No, sir, with a golf club.

Willie Nelson: You rake my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back.

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Dale: Oh my God, I'm out of cigs.

Bobby Hill: Mr. Gribble, who is your number one favorite hero?

Dale: You are if you get me some smokes.

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Hank Hill: Santa Claus is for babies.

Bill Dauterive: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

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Hank Hill: [hearing a strange sound] What is that chinging sound?

Dale: One of those stealth helicopters with computerized noise-canceling capability. They're still working the chings out.

Bill Dauterive: How'd you know about the stealth helicopters?

Dale: alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters

Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell you what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

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Willie Nelson: [to Bobby] Hello son, have I seen you before?

Bobby Hill: I'm the kid who hit you on the head.

Willie Nelson: With a rake?

Bobby Hill: No with a golf club.

Willie Nelson: I want my quarter back!

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