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"Keeping Up Appearances" A Barbecue at Violet's (TV Episode 1995) Poster

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Daisy: Onslow, where did we first make love?

Onslow: [Briefly becomes wide-eyed] Would you repeat the question?

Daisy: Where did we first make love?

Onslow: It made such an impression on you you can't even remember it?

Daisy: I can remember when we last made love. Just.

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Rose: Why is Father standing in a bucket?

Daisy: Is he standing in a bucket?

Rose: Just standing there with both feet in the bucket.

Onslow: Is he quiet?

Rose: Yes.

Onslow: So leave him alone. Get yourself another bucket.

Rose: But I don't want a bucket!

Daisy: So why do you care if Father is standing in a bucket?

Rose: [Looks around in frustration] I wish I'd never asked!

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