Justice League (TV Series)

Injustice for All: Part II (2002)

Mark Hamill: The Joker, Solomon Grundy

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Quotes 

• Joker : [Luthor won't kill Batman]  And people say *I'm* crazy.

• [to Batman, a la Daffy Duck] 

  Joker : You're dethpicable.

• Joker : What are you looking for? Bat-car keys, Bat-breath mints?

• Joker : [Batman head-butts him to prevent getting cut]  Not funny, Bats.

• Joker : How did you get free?

  Batman : I could have escaped from that trap at any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you clowns.

• Joker : [wheeling a TV into Batman's cell]  Showtime, everybody! Live and in color - the end of the Justice League!

  Batman : Don't make me laugh.

  Joker : It's no joke. There's a surprise hidden in your little clubhouse.

  [turns on the TV, showing the Watchtower] 

  Joker : And once your chums get there... kablooey!

  [holds up a box] 

  Joker : Popcorn?

  [Batman is silent] 

  Joker : Oh, well, more for me.

  Ultra-Humanite : Joker, you nauseate me.

  Joker : Ohh, he's going to miss the show. And the sequel.

  Batman : What sequel?

  Joker : After the bomb gets your friends, I get you.

• Batman : Joker. I should have known you'd be in on this.

  Joker : Really? I must be falling into a rut.

  [to Luthor] 

  Joker : You're not going to leave him like this, are you?

  Lex Luthor : Why?

  Joker : HELLO? He's still alive!

• Solomon Grundy : Luthor not want you alone with him.

  Joker : Oh, come on, Grundy, old pal. What's a couple of nicks between friends?

  Solomon Grundy : Go away.

  Joker : [leaving]  Party pooper.

• Batman : Grundy, what's Luthor paying you for this?

  Solomon Grundy : Money, lots of it.

  Batman : [of Humanite]  As much as he's getting?

  Solomon Grundy : I dunno.

  Batman : Look at all you've had to put up with. You should be getting more.

  Ultra-Humanite : More than me? Preposterous.

  [goes off to read the paper] 

  Batman : Is it?

• Ultra-Humanite : Unhand me, your worthless zombie.

  Solomon Grundy : Take that back!

• Solomon Grundy : He not look so good.

  The Shade : Maybe we should get paid now.

• Lex Luthor : I'll double your pay.

  Star Sapphire : What's the point? It's over.

  Lex Luthor : No! We can still win if we lure them here. I have a plan, but we've got to stick together.

  Solomon Grundy : Grundy not that dumb.

  [lowers the sliding door] 

  Lex Luthor : All right, triple!

  [an inch from the floor, it's raised] 

• Batman : [after tricking Grundy into getting him water which he shoots from his mouth to the stasis field to disable it]  Thanks.

  Solomon Grundy : Uh-oh.

• Ultra-Humanite : I surrender.

  Joker : [hiding elsewhere]  Whoopsie. Time to run!

  [taking out a gun] 

  Joker : But there's still one unfinished piece of business.

• Solomon Grundy : Batman broke that... static thingy!

  Ultra-Humanite : He's probably already contacted the Martian. They'll be here soon.

  Solomon Grundy : What are we gonna do?

  Lex Luthor : Don't panic. We'll be ready for them once we get rid of the traitor.

  Cheetah : Traitor?

  Lex Luthor : Think about it. The only way they could have found the bomb is if someone told them; one of us. Fortunately, this old place still has functioning surveillance cameras.

  Cheetah : [they see her kissing Batman]  No, I didn't! I wouldn't! You can't think...

  Lex Luthor : Get her!

  [kicking Grundy and leaping over him, she makes it to the elevator] 

  Joker : Hello, kitty.

  [electrocuting her with his joy buzzer] 

  Joker : And they say I'm not a team player.

• Joker : [the Justice League manages to avoid a bomb in the Watchtower]  Oh, they ruined the punchline.

  [drawing a straight razor] 

  Joker : But I can still have my fun.