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"The Jack Benny Program" Christmas Shopping Show (TV Episode 1957) Poster

Quotes

Dennis Day: Everyone's afraid of my mother. When I was born, the stork left me a block away from my house. Good thing I knew the address.

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[first lines]

[crawling through a horde of women shoppers]

Jack Benny: Christmas shopping gets worse every year

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Wallet Salesman: [groaning] Oh *why* did the governor have to give me that pardon?

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Jack Benny: What did I get you for Christmas last year?

Rochester Van Jones: A brand new dollar bill.

Jack Benny: Oh yes.

Rochester Van Jones: And a lecture on the evils of wine, women and song.

Jack Benny: Oh yes, well that was just a joke.

Rochester Van Jones: I wish you'd told me, I cried all night.

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Jack Benny: Excuse me, will you wait on me?

Lingerie Salesman: [turns around] Durr, why not? Your money's as good as anybody's.

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