Alan has failed to secure a second series but, too cowardly to tell the station staff, finds reasons to sack them instead. He does, however, keep on Jill, the flirtatious receptionist and, for a Valentine 's Day date, takes her to an owl sanctuary and then on to dinner at the hotel where he serenades her embarrassingly. They embark upon a night of passion but it does not go as planned, giving Alan an excuse to sack Jill as well.
don @ minifie-1
Did You Know?
Title reference: Fatal Attraction (1987). See more
Lynn says that she's picked up some brochures for the new Rover Metro. It was renamed as the Rover 100 in 1994, three years earlier. See more
Um, Alan, Did you send Sophie a Valentine's card this morning?
Oh God, no, no, I'm old enough to be her father! Well, her older brother. Either way it's incest.
Thunder and Lightning
Written by Brian Downey
and Phil Lynott
Performed by Thin Lizzy See more