Lisa Douglas: [explaining how a spoon can stand upright in her coffee] We ran out of coffee, but I found a can on the shelf.
Oliver Wendell Douglas: Of what?
Lisa Douglas: I don't know. There wasn't a label on it.
Lisa Douglas: [trying to get Hank interested in Ralph] She's a very nice girl.
Hank Kimball: Girl? Well, it's kind of hard to think of her as - No, it's impossible!
Lisa Douglas: Now don't be mean to your sister even though she is your brother.
Lisa Douglas: Wait a moment, I have a surprise for you. I made it myself.
[holds up a men's shirt with practically no sleeves at all]
Oliver Wendell Douglas: What is this?
Lisa Douglas: A shirt-sleeved short, it's for the exam.
Oliver Wendell Douglas: A shirt-sleeved...
Lisa Douglas: Yes, I made it out of your best shirt.