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Pam Davidson: [after Ralph tells her about the suit] My parents are coming in next week from Michigan to meet you. Let's try the the little suit and the Lois Lane jokes on them. They're gonna love it!

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Ralph Hinkley: I'm not quitting my job. How am I supposed to eat? Go down to the welfare office and stand in the Superhero line?

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Ralph Hinkley: [having just learned from a dead man on the car radio that he will get a super suit] A suit? I don't need a suit, I got plenty of suits.

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Bill Maxwell: [to Pam] You cannot step off a roller coaster, honey, just because it's going too fast.

Ralph Hinkley: He's right. We're in this, we have to do something.

Bill Maxwell: Whoa. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not our very first point of agreement, on anything?

Ralph Hinkley: I believe it is, Bill.

Bill Maxwell: Well, a ray of sunshine. Shall we dance?

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Bill Maxwell: Well, what I got here, what you don't got, Mr. Hinkley, is a dead partner. If you will recall, somebody shot him full o' holes, which is a definite no-no in my book. That's the same one I mentioned a moment ago, the one I go by.

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Bill Maxwell: [meeting Tony for the first time] If you're looking for trouble, you've just come across the West Coast distributor.

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Ralph Hinkley: Look at it this way, you're one step ahead of Lois Lane. She never found out who Clark Kent really was.

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Bill Maxwell: If I'm not supposed to run this show, then why did our friends from the twilight zone put me aboard?

Pam Davidson: Comic relief?

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Ralph Hinkley: I mean I could kill the guy who designed this suit. Why couldn't it have... narrow lapels and a cutaway jacket? Why'd it have to be long johns and a cape?

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Ralph Hinkley: Pam Davidson, my attorney, this is Bill Maxwell. We're in the superhero business together.

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Ralph Hinkley: [after confiscating a switchblade from Tony] Take any more of these things off you, I'm gonna have to open a shop in Tijuana.

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Pam Davidson: [Ralph is driving Pam's convertible wearing his super suit] At least sit on the cape!

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Pam Davidson: [to Ralph, who is wearing the suit and planning to break into a rich man's mansion] You go in there and you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be sent away for so long, when you get out, this suit's gonna actually be in style.

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Pam Davidson: Are you saying this insanity has something to do with getting Taft in the Oval Office?

Bill Maxwell: Well, we're just running it past the scanner, sweetheart, trying to find a little radio activity.

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Rhonda Blake: You know, I'm getting real tired of being trash.

Tony Villicana: Hey, come on, Rhonda, you ain't trash.

Rhonda Blake: Oh, Tony, that's the way everybody treats me. Everybody except him.

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Rhonda Blake: You think I'm cheap?

Ralph Hinkley: [uncomfortable] Uh... look, Rhonda.

Rhonda Blake: My mother thinks I'm cheap, heh. But then, she's cheap, so, eh, how whould she know?

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