Pam Davidson: [after Ralph tells her about the suit] My parents are coming in next week from Michigan to meet you. Let's try the the little suit and the Lois Lane jokes on them. They're gonna love it!
Ralph Hinkley: I'm not quitting my job. How am I supposed to eat? Go down to the welfare office and stand in the Superhero line?
Ralph Hinkley: [having just learned from a dead man on the car radio that he will get a super suit] A suit? I don't need a suit, I got plenty of suits.
Bill Maxwell: [to Pam] You cannot step off a roller coaster, honey, just because it's going too fast.
Ralph Hinkley: He's right. We're in this, we have to do something.
Bill Maxwell: Whoa. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not our very first point of agreement, on anything?
Ralph Hinkley: I believe it is, Bill.
Bill Maxwell: Well, a ray of sunshine. Shall we dance?
Bill Maxwell: Well, what I got here, what you don't got, Mr. Hinkley, is a dead partner. If you will recall, somebody shot him full o' holes, which is a definite no-no in my book. That's the same one I mentioned a moment ago, the one I go by.
Bill Maxwell: [meeting Tony for the first time] If you're looking for trouble, you've just come across the West Coast distributor.
Ralph Hinkley: Look at it this way, you're one step ahead of Lois Lane. She never found out who Clark Kent really was.
Bill Maxwell: If I'm not supposed to run this show, then why did our friends from the twilight zone put me aboard?
Pam Davidson: Comic relief?
Ralph Hinkley: I mean I could kill the guy who designed this suit. Why couldn't it have... narrow lapels and a cutaway jacket? Why'd it have to be long johns and a cape?
Ralph Hinkley: Pam Davidson, my attorney, this is Bill Maxwell. We're in the superhero business together.
Ralph Hinkley: [after confiscating a switchblade from Tony] Take any more of these things off you, I'm gonna have to open a shop in Tijuana.
Pam Davidson: [Ralph is driving Pam's convertible wearing his super suit] At least sit on the cape!
Pam Davidson: [to Ralph, who is wearing the suit and planning to break into a rich man's mansion] You go in there and you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be sent away for so long, when you get out, this suit's gonna actually be in style.
Pam Davidson: Are you saying this insanity has something to do with getting Taft in the Oval Office?
Bill Maxwell: Well, we're just running it past the scanner, sweetheart, trying to find a little radio activity.
Rhonda Blake: You know, I'm getting real tired of being trash.
Tony Villicana: Hey, come on, Rhonda, you ain't trash.
Rhonda Blake: Oh, Tony, that's the way everybody treats me. Everybody except him.