"Goodnight Sweetheart" How Long Has This Been Going On? (TV Episode 1997) Poster

Nicholas Lyndhurst: Gary

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  • [last lines] 

    Gary : So, how was your day?

    Ron : Oh, fine.

    Gary : Hey, did your surrogate turn up?

    Ron : Not exactly.

    Gary : Huh. Hard luck.

    Ron : Not exactly. Well, Yvonne's mum swept in here like Desert Storm, claiming to know all about me even though I'd never met the woman before in my life, so when she headed off to the bedroom there was quite understandably what you might call a slight case of crossed wires.

    Gary : Ron, you didn't think that...

    Ron : It was an easy mistake! You'd never believe she was fifty-one, would you? You can hardly see the liposuction scars.

    Gary : Ron, you didn't! Not with Yvonne's mu...

    Ron : Gentlemen may kiss but never tell. I tell you what, though, young Gary, you'd better start treating me with some respect, because if I play my cards right I could be your father-in-law.

  • [first lines] 

    Gary : Yes, of course I still miss you. Of course I haven't sought solace in the arms of another woman.

    Gary : No, Ron has not led me astray, I promise you. In fact I've hardly seen him the last few days since he moved out.

    Ron : [yells]  Yes!

    Gary : No, of course I can't wait to see you.

    Gary : Yeah, all right. Yeah, I love you too.

    Gary : What?

    Gary : So does Nobby Nobbit. Yes.

    [hangs up] 

  • Gary : I did say if you didn't want to...

    Yvonne : You should have been a man. You should have put your foot down.

    Gary : Yvonne, whenever I put my foot down, you just kick me in the shin.

  • Helen : Are you going to keep her here overnight?

    Dr. Obote : I'd like to. You are private, aren't you, Mrs Sparrow?

    [Yvonne nods] 

    Dr. Obote : Then I think she should stay in for at least another 48 hours.

    Gary : That's terrible! Do you mean if she was NHS you'd give her two aspirin and send her home in an ambulance?

    Dr. Obote : [chuckles]  Ambulance!

    [shakes his head] 

    Dr. Obote : Minicab,

  • Gary : World War II just seems so much more tranquil than the present day.

  • Gary : Has anyone ever told you you're a sad bastard?

    Ron : Stella. You. Yvonne. Stella's mum. And that girl from the Kentucky Fried Chicken with the ring through her nose.

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