Blanche Devereaux: [Sophia goes missing after the Girls disagree as to where she should live] Oh, Dorothy, any luck finding Sophia?
Dorothy Hollingsworth: No, and I went to all her usual hangouts in the mall.
Blanche Devereaux: Did you try that geriatric shoe store she likes to hang out at? What's the name of it...
Dorothy Hollingsworth: Oh, Still Kicking? Haven't seen her since last week.
Chuy Castillos: Did you try the police?
Dorothy Hollingsworth: Yes, but they told me not to expect much, because her description fits half the women in Miami. And a quarter of the men.
Blanche Devereaux: [Sophia has gone missing, and the Girls are on edge] Oh, girls, let's not be mean to each other. That won't solve anything.
Dorothy Hollingsworth: Well, there wouldn't be anything to solve if you had let me take Ma home, like I wanted to.
Blanche Devereaux: Since when is this my fault?
Dorothy Hollingsworth: Since you started forcing my mother to do hard labor.
Blanche Devereaux: [deeply offended] I don't believe you said that. Oh, f I weren't a lady, I'd deck you.
Dorothy Hollingsworth: You try it, I'll have you on your back so fast, you'll think you're out on a date.