Blanche thinks the risqué novel her sister Charmaigne has written is about her. Meanwhile, Dorothy argues with Stan's Czechoslovakian cousin Magda over Communism.
Did You Know?
Dorothy's favorite doll while growing up was Mrs. Doolittle. See more
Blanche's sister Charmaine is supposed to be her older sister. Yet when she finally makes an appearance, it's obvious that the actress playing Charmaine is much younger than Rue McClanahan. See more
You remember the time we were skinny dipping with those boys and Big Daddy caught us? And you said it was our church group just practicing baptizing.
It would've worked too if you hadn't come up screaming 'hey y'all, things look bigger underwater!'
Thank You For Being A Friend
Written by Andrew Gold
Sung by Cynthia Fee See more