- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: This is not a business. I always thought of it more as a cheap source of labor, like a family.
- That Guy: There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?
- That Guy: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.
- Dr. Zoidberg: This company's circuling the drain, I tell you! I'd sell my shares right now for a sandwich.
- That Guy: Sold!
- [Gives Zoidberg a sandwich and takes his shares]
- Dr. Zoidberg: A complete sandwich? Ha! You got fleeced! I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.
- Hermes Conrad: We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
- That Guy: Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
- Amy Wong: Look, everyone wants to be more like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of will?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
- [eats the old rotten sandwich in his hand]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, I'm ruined!
- Fry: So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?
- Robot Rabbi: We believe that he was built, and that he was a well-programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah.
- Steve Castle: Let's practice your answers. "I'm worried about blank."
- Fry: Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.
- [later]
- Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.
- Fry: Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
- Hattie McDoogal: "Millionaires", nothing! The stock's only worth three kajiggers!
- [the staff mumble]
- Bender: Oh come on!
- Hermes Conrad: My Jah! It's worth less now than when it was *worthless*!