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"Futurama" Future Stock (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

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That Guy: There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?

Dr. Zoidberg: Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?

That Guy: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.

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That Guy: [Starts contorting violently] My bones!

Fry: Oh, my God! His boneitis!

That Guy: I was so busy being an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it!

[Contorts some more]

That Guy: My one regret is... that I have... boneitis.

[Dies in a hideously contorted manner]

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Fry: Boneitis? That's a funny name for a horrible disease.

That Guy: There was no cure at the time. A drug company came close, but I arranged a hostile takeover and sold off all the assets. Made a cool hundred mil.

[coughs weakly]

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Steve Castle: Awesome. Awesome to the max.

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Hermes Conrad: We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!

That Guy: Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!

Amy Wong: Look, everyone wants to be more like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of will?

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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: This is not a business. I always thought of it more as a cheap source of labor, like a family.

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Fry: So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?

Robot Rabbi: We believe that he was built, and that he was a well-programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah.

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Steve Castle: Let's practice your answers. "I'm worried about blank."

Fry: Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank

[later]

Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.

Fry: Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

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Hattie McDoogal: "Millionaires", nothing! The stock's only worth three kajiggers!

[the staff mumble]

Bender: Oh come on!

Hermes Conrad: My Jah! It's worth less now than when it was *worthless*!

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Dr. Zoidberg: Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

[eats the old rotten sandwich in his hand]

Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, I'm ruined!

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Dr. Zoidberg: This company's circuling the drain, I tell you! I'd sell my shares right now for a sandwich.

That Guy: Sold!

[Gives Zoidberg a sandwich and takes his shares]

Dr. Zoidberg: A complete sandwich? Ha! You got fleeced! I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.

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Leela: [after seeing the confusing new Planet Express ad] That was terrible! People won't even know what we do.

Bender: *I* don't even know what we do. Nah just kidding, heh. What are we, like a bus or something?

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That Guy: Awesome. Awesome to the max.

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Leela: This toads the wet sprocket!

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Mom: [Watching Fry moon her] You call that a pressed ham? Walt, hit the retaliate button!

[Walt searches for the button]

Mom: Press any button! They all retaliate!

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Leela: I'm a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion about the capital gains tax.

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Mom: Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

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That Guy: Let's practice your execu-speak. "I'm worried about blank."

Fry: Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank

[later]

Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.

Fry: Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

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