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"Futurama" Fry and the Slurm Factory (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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Glurmo: Okay, no more questions.

Fry: [raising up his hand] Why?

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Glurmo: This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive.

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Bender: That's no lady.

Hermaphrobot: Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle. Why you so stupid, stupid?

Bender: Hey, bite my shiny metal ass.

Hermaphrobot: You couldn't afford it, honey.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?

Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.

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[Leela just jumped into the river of Slurm to rescue Fry from drowning and surfaces with him. Bender surfaces with them whistling]

Leela: Bender, why did you jump in?

Bender: Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular

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Fry: Can we have some Slurm now?

Glurmo: No food or drink on the boat. You'll have plenty of Slurm at the end of the tour, where you will party with Slurms McKenzie.

Fry: When will that be?

Glurmo: Soon enough.

Fry: That's not soon enough!

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Bender: I can't see anything. Are we boned?

Leela: We're boned.

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Leela: How can you trick people into drinking something that comes from your behind? It's disgusting!

Slurm Queen: Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever tried toothpaste.

Fry: Whose behind does that come from?

Slurm Queen: You don't want to know.

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Leela: You pig, stop stuffing your craw and save us!

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What are those horrible creatures?

Glurmo: They're the Grunka-Lunkas. They work at the factory.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them!

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Glurmo: Slurms McKenzie parties every night

[threateningly]

Glurmo: or he's fired.

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Bender: What should we point it at first?

Fry: I dunno. Try it on me!

[Zap]

Fry: Ow! My sperm!

Bender: Wow! Neat! Mind if I try that again?

[Zap]

Fry: Huh, didn't hurt that time.

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[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]

Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.

Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?

Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.

Fry: Oh. How is it?

Leela: It varies from person to person.

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Leela: I've never seem anyone so addicted to Slurm.

Fry: This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack.

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[Bender is sick]

Amy Wong: You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.

Bender: I am forty percent zinc.

Amy Wong: Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Or a big, fat placebo. It's all the same crap.

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Leela: Hey, what's behind that door?

Glurmo: Nothing!

Leela: Is it the secret ingredient?

Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.

Bender: Ok, ok. We get the point.

Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards.

Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards...

Bender: Shut the hell up!

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Glurmo: Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break.

Solo Grunka Lunka #2: Hard ass.

Glurmo: I heard that!

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Leela: Fry, stop stuffing your craw and save us!

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Glermo: There will be no more questions!

Fry: [raising up his hand] Why?

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Bender: I can't see what's happening. Are we boned?

Leela: Yeah, we're boned.

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Slurms McKenzie: Whimmy-wham-wham-wazzle!

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