Glurmo: This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive.
Bender: That's no lady.
Hermaphrobot: Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle. Why you so stupid, stupid?
Bender: Hey, bite my shiny metal ass.
Hermaphrobot: You couldn't afford it, honey.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
[Leela just jumped into the river of Slurm to rescue Fry from drowning and surfaces with him. Bender surfaces with them whistling]
Leela: Bender, why did you jump in?
Bender: Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular
Fry: Can we have some Slurm now?
Glurmo: No food or drink on the boat. You'll have plenty of Slurm at the end of the tour, where you will party with Slurms McKenzie.
Fry: When will that be?
Glurmo: Soon enough.
Fry: That's not soon enough!
Leela: How can you trick people into drinking something that comes from your behind? It's disgusting!
Slurm Queen: Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever tried toothpaste.
Fry: Whose behind does that come from?
Slurm Queen: You don't want to know.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What are those horrible creatures?
Glurmo: They're the Grunka-Lunkas. They work at the factory.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them!
Bender: What should we point it at first?
Fry: I dunno. Try it on me!
Fry: Ow! My sperm!
Bender: Wow! Neat! Mind if I try that again?
Fry: Huh, didn't hurt that time.
[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
Leela: I've never seem anyone so addicted to Slurm.
Fry: This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack.
[Bender is sick]
Amy Wong: You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.
Bender: I am forty percent zinc.
Amy Wong: Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Or a big, fat placebo. It's all the same crap.
Leela: Hey, what's behind that door?
Leela: Is it the secret ingredient?
Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.
Bender: Ok, ok. We get the point.
Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards.
Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards...
Bender: Shut the hell up!
Glurmo: Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break.
Solo Grunka Lunka #2: Hard ass.
Glurmo: I heard that!