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"Futurama" A Taste of Freedom (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

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Fry: So what is Freedom Day? Sounds like some kind of feminine hygiene product.

Dr. Zoidberg: No. It's a fabulous, crabulous day!

Amy Wong: If you wanna do something, you do it, and to splick with the consequences.

Bender: You know, like how I live every day.

[trips up Hermes]

Hermes Conrad: Happy Freedom Day! Ow, I think I broke my wrist.

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[standing up to the Decapodian Mobile Oppression Palace]

Old Man Waterfall: Do your worst, ya sea devils! I'll make ma stand with Old Freebie! You can crush me, but you can't crush my spirit!

[he is crushed]

Old Man Waterfall: Ahhhggghhh! My spirit!

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Fry: Wait, I'm having one of those things... like a headache, with pictures.

Leela: An idea?

Fry: [Nodding, a slight painful whimper in his voice] MmmHmm...

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Dr. Zoidberg: I wonder what the shroud of Turin tastes like.

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Ambassador Moivin: Attack Earth. Yes, I know it's a shlep, just do it.

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Fry: Wow! Nude hot-tubbing - that's all I need to hear about Freedom Day!

Dr. Zoidberg: Then consider the following lecture a bonus.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: Happy Freedom Day, ladies! Come on, show me something. Anything. Seriously, I'd take an armpit.

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Richard Nixon's Head: My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom, it's almost sickening. We're free to chose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a week with the Pain Monster.

The Pain Monster: See you April 15th, folks!

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[On the run from Earth authorities after eating the flag]

Dr. Zoidberg: My planet's embassy? Why, they'd pay to not kill me!

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Dr. Zoidberg: Is it possible that all this slavery and oppression is smutzing up our freedom lesson?

Ambassador Moivin: Ah, take a pill, Zoidberg!

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Leela: Dr. Zodberg - how can you claim to love freedom and then enslave humanity?

Dr. Zoidberg: Bah! Your planet doesn't deserve freedom until it learns what it is not to have freedom. It's a lesson, I say!

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Old Man Waterfall: I'm a veteran of three dozen wars. Name a body part and a planet and I've taken a bullet in it, on it. All to keep our flag flying free.

Bender: And you want to defend Zoidberg? Are you familiar with the old robot saying, "Does Not Compute"?

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Fry: They sure hate Zoidberg.

Bender: Posers! I was hating Zoidberg before it was cool.

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Richard Nixon's Head: Let's storm the place... without my prior knowledge.

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Dr. Zoidberg: I'm swelling with patriotic mucus.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: You can't be too careful with these codes. Rumor has it a double agent is aboard this very ship.

[Stares at Kif]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: I'm watching you. You, ensign. What's your name?

Hugh Man: [Clearly a Decapodian in disguise] Hugh Man, sir.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Hugh Man? Now that's a name you can trust. Run down to the central battle computer and enter these codes. Chop, chop!

[Gives the codes to "Hugh", who scuttles out of the bridge]

Kif Kroker: Um, sir, there's something about that ensign that's...

Captain Zapp Brannigan: You're damn right there is. That strapping young lad is gunning for your job, and he just might get it.

["Hugh" is seen out the window on a shuttle flying to the Decapodian ship]

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Dr. Zoidberg: I wonder what the Shroud of Turin tastes like.

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Leela: Dr. Zoidberg - how can you claim to love freedom and then enslave humanity?

Dr. Zoidberg: Bah! Your planet doesn't deserve freedom until it learns what it is not to have freedom. It's a lesson, I say!

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Leela: Cool your jowls, Nixon. You may not like it that Dr. Zoidberg desecrated a flag. You might even find the image of it festering in his bowels somehow offensive. But the right to Freedom of Expression is guaranteed by the Earth Constitution!

Richard Nixon: Is that so? Well, I happen to know a place where the Constitution doesn't mean squat!

[Scene changes to the U.S. Supreme Court]

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Dr. Zoidberg: Deny my freedom, will you? Well we'll do to you what we did to the Squash Men of the Squash Planet! Squish them!

[He laughs]

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