Rachel: I should really get back to work.
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, someone might get what they actually ordered.
Rachel: Oh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come off!
Phoebe: ...And I found 500 extra bucks in my account.
Chandler: Ohhh, Satan's minions at work again!
Chandler: [imitating a lisp] We loved Schteve! Schteve was schexy.
Phoebe: It's not mine! If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Rachel: [enters] Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?