Chandler has news: his boss offered him a promotion to data processing coordinator. So Chandler resigned! He has spent five years in what was meant to be a 'temporary' job and feels he is destined for something more meaningful than 'worrying about the 'weenus.' But he doesn't know what! After a full day of aptitude tests, Chandler is declared perfectly fit for data processing. He refuses to believe it, but his boss keeps making better and better offers. A massage client of Phoebe's is opening a restaurant, just the kind Monica would like to run, so she sets up a demonstration to impress the boss, Steve. Alas he arrives under the influence of weed, which makes him a voracious, infantile omnivore. Meanwhile Ross has a promising date with the museum's Insects curator and introduces her to his monkey Marcel.
Did You Know?
Jon Lovitz was Lisa Kudrow's brother's childhood friend. With his encouragement, she began her comedic career as a member of The Groundlings. See more
When Phoebe is in Chandler's office, they look out of a half-size window, but at the external view it is a full size window. There is a wall that comes up 3 feet at most before the window begins. During the external shot, the camera is looking up at the FROM that same wall. The window has not changed sizes, we just cannot see the wall from the external angle. See more
You like this woman, right?
You wanna see her again, right?
Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you wanna caress my butt!
References Leave 'em Laughing
Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon
Written and Performed by Neil Diamond See more