"Friends" The One with the Rumor (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani



  • Monica : Also, just so you know, I'm not making a turkey this year.

    Joey : What?

    Monica : Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey...

    Joey : Phoebe.

    Phoebe : Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.

    Joey : No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid and delicious.

  • Monica : [about the rumor Will and Ross started about her in high school]  Rachel, everybody in school heard the rumor.

    Rachel : You knew and you didn't tell me?

    Monica : Well, I was afraid it might be true, you'd cry and then show it to me!

    Rachel : [notices Joey staring at her groin]  Joey, stop staring. There's nothing there. It's not true.

    Joey : I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.

  • Joey : You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.

  • Phoebe : Joey, those are my maternity pants!

    Joey : No, no! These are my Thanksgiving pants!

  • Monica : You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

    Joey : That's right, 'cause I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit we can eat!

  • Joey : How big is that?

    Monica : About nineteen pounds.

    Joey : That's like me when I was born!

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