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"Friends" The One with the Race Car Bed (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Dr. Leonard Green: Do you know what rust does to a boat?

Ross Geller: Give it that nice, antique-y look?

Dr. Leonard Green: Rust is boat cancer.

Ross Geller: I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.

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Phoebe: [sees a little kid playing with a race car bed - to kid] Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store.

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Joey: There will come a time in each of your careers when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And I'm ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they... liked the stupid gay thing and cast him! And now, he's got a two year contract opposite Susan Lucci, the First Lady of daytime television, and me, me I'm stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV!

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Phoebe: I'm not sure about buying a mattress from Janice's ex-husband. It's like betraying Chandler.

Monica: Not at these prices.

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Dr. Leonard Green: [to Ross] Nice hair, what did you do, swim here?

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Joey: Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.

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Delivery Man: Dum da-da dum! Hear ye, hear ye! A Delivery from the Mattress King!

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Mattress King: [Mattress King Commercial] Despair fills the mattress showroom. My kingdom is suddenly without a queen. I'm so depressed, I'm going to slash... My Prices!

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Joey: [to his acting class] To work in soap operas, some of you are going to have to become much more attractive.

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